Another Day

by Victor David Sandiego | Created: Sep 20, 2018

I’m going to have to quit reading the news. Every time I tune in, it’s another disgusting Donny Trump episode that reminds me how far the United States has fallen. My mind should be on other things I suppose, but I find myself fascinated by the shit-flinging monkey spectacle that is called Trump. The people have spoken – and I accept that. I accept that enough people wanted a shit-flinging monkey for president to make it happen.

By the way, no offense to monkeys. They’re actually kind of cute and all. I just don’t want one near the nuclear launch codes.